pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

slothblog:

i wish i was as skinny as my wallet and my wallet was as fat as me

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

fuckyesmad:

3 ways to win a ladies heart

1. Make her food

2. Make her cum

3. Let her nap